Tuesday, January 27, 2009

SO incredibly wrong

Original post has a "blind item" saying how a certain actor likes his female sexual partners to rub mayonnaise all over his body. (BARF, MUCH??)

2009-01-21 12:22 pm (local) (link) Track This
Put your fist in a jar of mayo and it sounds like you're fucking a dead person.

True fact.

2009-01-21 12:23 pm (local) (link) Track This
How do you know what fucking a dead person sounds like?

2009-01-21 12:43 pm (local) (link) Track This

2009-01-21 01:10 pm (local) (link) Track This
This comment is fucking amazing.

2009-01-21 02:07 pm (local) (link) Track This
I was trying to think of something grosser than slathering someone with mayonnaise and fucking them. And then you commented, and it was like a ray of sunshine parted the clouds of my mind.

2009-01-21 03:06 pm (local) (link) Track This
Yum, necrophilia w/ mayo. delicious!

Thanks to aurora_sparkles for the submission!

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