SO incredibly wrong

Original post has a "blind item" saying how a certain actor likes his female sexual partners to rub mayonnaise all over his body. (BARF, MUCH??)

frontyardninja 2009-01-21 12:22 pm (local) (link)

Put your fist in a jar of mayo and it sounds like you're fucking a dead person. True fact.

williammiller 2009-01-21 12:23 pm (local) (link)

How do you know what fucking a dead person sounds like? toy_soldierrr 2009-01-21 12:43 pm (local) (link) lmao

akisamexamaya 2009-01-21 01:10 pm (local) (link)

This comment is fucking amazing.

tamburlaine 2009-01-21 02:07 pm (local) (link)

I was trying to think of something grosser than slathering someone with mayonnaise and fucking them. And then you commented, and it was like a ray of sunshine parted the clouds of my mind.

fearless_jones 2009-01-21 03:06 pm (local) (link)

Yum, necrophilia w/ mayo. delicious!

Thanks to aurora_sparkles for the submission!