Monday, July 27, 2009

file this under "random" and "what the fuck"

Original post shows RPattz walking behind a guy with a slight case of moobs (man-boobs).


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[info]im_fatt
2009-06-18 08:39 am UTC (link) Track This
omg wat an unfortunate body type

reminds me of when i met this italian guy with a really fine face, but then i hugged him and felt his breasts press up against mine like a cold window pane pressing up against a lonely virgin's stiff nipples. i stand there motionless as he caresses my hot ass, and stick two of his fingers into my cave of fertility. he says to me, "take these two fingers in your pussy, you little slut."

frightened, i try to let out a cry for help. before i could do so, his heavy throbbing hand clasps my mouth, and i am silence. he moves me to the ground and makes love to me. i could feel the weight of his testicles pounding against my asshole like some heavy doorknocker. i scream in agony as his fleshy

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[info]bloodjetpoetry
2009-06-18 08:40 am UTC (link) Track This
WHAT THE FRAKKKKK
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[info]deyoyo
2009-06-18 08:47 am UTC (link) Track This
LMFAO

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[info]damage_c0ntr0l
2009-06-18 08:48 am UTC (link) Track This
i lol'd.


hard.

Thanks to Tatiana for sending this in.

quality typo

Original post is from a couple of weeks ago, and has Chris Brown's issued statement about Michael Jackson, saying Michael was the reason why he "does music."


[info]dayfornights
2009-06-26 04:51 pm UTC (link) Track This
and nice try CB, but your still and enormous cunt


[info]writtenbyhand
2009-06-26 05:10 pm UTC (link) Track This
Lol bb quality typo. I tried figuring that out for a moment, I was like
1) why would he have a cunt;
2) why is it enormous;
3) has it stilled itself in mourning.


[info]dayfornights
2009-06-26 05:18 pm UTC (link) Track This
LOL


[info]xlikewolvesx
2009-06-26 05:53 pm UTC (link) Track This
LOL

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this, especially #3.

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[info]artemis_archer
2009-06-26 06:16 pm UTC (link) Track This
lmao


[info]citrimax
2009-06-26 06:21 pm UTC (link) Track This
I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Thanks to Michelle for the submission.

Monday, July 13, 2009

jajaja

Original post has a couple of photos of Haley Joel Osment which conclude that he has been up to " a whole lot of nothing" lately.

LJ user x_apo488x comments on the fact that the LJ cut text was messed up, and the following ensues:


[info]x_ap0488x
2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link) Track This
cut fail.


[info]x_ap0488x
2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link) Track This
well the fail didn't cut.


but the text did.


[info]x_ap0488x
2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link) Track This
fuck.


i meant the cut didn't fail.|


[info]stam_bag
2009-07-12 11:44 pm UTC (link) Track This
fission mailed.


[info]vampiric02
2009-07-12 11:48 pm UTC (link) Track This
lol irl


[info]x_ap0488x
2009-07-12 11:52 pm UTC (link) Track This
lol thanks.


[info]iheartgerryb
2009-07-13 12:09 am UTC (link) Track This
I'M FUCKING DYING LMAOOOOOOO


[info]idealistically
2009-07-13 12:21 am UTC (link) Track This
LMAO