Saturday, January 31, 2009

funny macros

OK, so the original post is confusing a lot of people, including me, but there is a funny thread that is bringing the LULZ, so I'm posting it.

Go to the thread, because there are a bunch of lol-worthy macros like these. hahahaha.


[info]damage_c0ntr0l
2009-01-31 02:53 pm (local) (link) Track This


lolque?


[info]skylark67678
2009-01-31 02:54 pm (local) (link) Track This
I don't know why, but I lol'd irl

[info]damage_c0ntr0l
2009-01-31 02:55 pm (local) (link) Track This

Thursday, January 29, 2009

EPIC, Y'ALL

So, over in the ONTD community, no one is able to comment on any entries because ONTD has reached a comment limit that LJ didn't even know existed. (It's been happening since last night at least, because I was trying to comment on posts and it wouldn't work).

"Just wanted to let you know that the issue with comments returning database errors in ohnotheydidnt is because of an arbitrary limit set in our database which restricts the total number of comments which can be posted to a journal or community of approximately 16.8 million. Your community is the first to reach this limit, which we were unaware existed. The appropriate people have been notified, and are already working to fix this problem as soon as possible."

The moderators of ONTD have created a temporary community here, where members are gathering until this problem is fixed.



[info]__scout
2009-01-28 11:57 pm (local) (link) Track This


I THINK WE ARE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE HERE.

INSTEAD OF BEING SAD WE SHOULD BE LULZing BECAUSE ONTD HAS ALMOST 17 MILLION FUCKING COMMENTS (WHICH IS THE BEST PART OF THE COMMUNITY AND MAKES IT THE BEST BLOG EVER) AND IT IS SO EPIC THAT LIVEJOURNAL DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIX IT.

THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU.

THIS IS TRULY EPIC, Y'ALL!!! <3


[info]love_ology
2009-01-29 12:00 am (local) (link) Track This
THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU.

LOLLL I love you.


[info]moongazingfae
2009-01-29 01:37 am (local) (link) Track This
This should probably be metaquoted tbh.


[info]birdisland
2009-01-29 03:34 am (local) (link) Track This
THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU.

Hahahaha. Comment of the day YEAR.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

SO incredibly wrong

Original post has a "blind item" saying how a certain actor likes his female sexual partners to rub mayonnaise all over his body. (BARF, MUCH??)




[info]frontyardninja
2009-01-21 12:22 pm (local) (link) Track This
Put your fist in a jar of mayo and it sounds like you're fucking a dead person.

True fact.


[info]williammiller
2009-01-21 12:23 pm (local) (link) Track This
How do you know what fucking a dead person sounds like?


[info]toy_soldierrr
2009-01-21 12:43 pm (local) (link) Track This
lmao


[info]akisamexamaya
2009-01-21 01:10 pm (local) (link) Track This
This comment is fucking amazing.


[info]tamburlaine
2009-01-21 02:07 pm (local) (link) Track This
I was trying to think of something grosser than slathering someone with mayonnaise and fucking them. And then you commented, and it was like a ray of sunshine parted the clouds of my mind.


[info]fearless_jones
2009-01-21 03:06 pm (local) (link) Track This
Yum, necrophilia w/ mayo. delicious!

Thanks to aurora_sparkles for the submission!

smart grandma

Original post states that FOX News is "shitting bricks" over Britney's song "If U Seek Amy."


[info]cherrule
2009-01-27 12:15 pm (local) (link) Track This
well i'm convinced that adults can actually figure it out. my grandma who's 80 heard my ringtone and yelled at me for being a whore.


[info]sinfulroad
2009-01-27 12:20 pm (local) (link) Track This
LOL!


[info]zdisneygirl1990
2009-01-27 12:24 pm (local) (link) Track This
lmao irl!