Shawshank style

Original post has a blind item which reads, "1. Which high-profile celeb couple, who insist they are madly in love, actually sleep in separate rooms? They check into separate suits in hotels..."

abs0lutelyzero 2009-01-22 02:39 pm (local) (link)

1. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

saintmorse 2009-01-22 03:17 pm (local) (link)

That's what I thought. And at night, Katie uses spoons to tunnel her way to freedom.

jamieisfrench 2009-01-22 03:23 pm (local) (link)

hahahhaha

panda0431 2009-01-22 08:31 pm (local) (link)

lol irl

this_wheel 2009-01-22 09:20 pm (local) (link)

This genuinely made me laugh

Thanks to whispers for the submission!