Tuesday, February 24, 2009

she got your crazy

Original post has a sound file which is allegedly Britney Spears' leaving a voicemail saying she wants Jon Eardley to represent her as a co-appointed attorney. The general consensus is that it's NOT her.

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If thats Britney Spears I'll cut my clit off with a sharpened copy of "Circus".

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ow!! *crosses legs*

Also, I wasn't the only one who laughed out loud at this comment to the entire post:

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Sure. Why not. Next.

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i lol'd.

Friday, February 20, 2009

I agree, her life is f**ked

Original post is an old quote from John Mayer regarding Brad Pitt being with Angelina Jolie.

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'"

In order to get this joke, you probably should have heard of the website http://www.fmylife.com - a site where people submit shitty things that happen to them and end with "F my life," as in, "f**k my life."

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"fml" - jennifer aniston

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LOL that's a good one. Poor Jen

Thursday, February 19, 2009

basically most of Clay Aiken's fan base

Original post reports that Clay Aiken has been dropped from his label, RCA.

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And millions of 50-year-old women just stuck their heads in their ovens.

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ok that made me lol

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I lol'd

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

you may be a redneck if... you own this coat

Original post is a "Guess Who?" post, with a "celebrity" from an A&E show.

OP asks, "Guess what pseudo-celebrity I met?!"

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LOL I guessed one of the redneck comedians based on your coat.

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omggggg rofl

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lol irl