Friday, February 20, 2009

I agree, her life is f**ked

Original post is an old quote from John Mayer regarding Brad Pitt being with Angelina Jolie.

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'"

In order to get this joke, you probably should have heard of the website - a site where people submit shitty things that happen to them and end with "F my life," as in, "f**k my life."

2009-02-20 12:39 pm (local) (link) Track This
"fml" - jennifer aniston

2009-02-20 12:40 pm (local) (link) Track This

2009-02-20 01:43 pm (local) (link) Track This
LOL that's a good one. Poor Jen

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