"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'"
In order to get this joke, you probably should have heard of the website http://www.fmylife.com - a site where people submit shitty things that happen to them and end with "F my life," as in, "f**k my life."
2009-02-20 12:39 pm (local) (link)
|"fml" - jennifer aniston|
2009-02-20 12:40 pm (local) (link)