funny macros

OK, so the original post is confusing a lot of people, including me, but there is a funny thread that is bringing the LULZ, so I'm posting it.

Go to the thread, because there are a bunch of lol-worthy macros like these. hahahaha.

damage_c0ntr0l 2009-01-31 02:53 pm (local) (link)

lolque?

skylark67678 2009-01-31 02:54 pm (local) (link)

I don't know why, but I lol'd irl

damage_c0ntr0l 2009-01-31 02:55 pm (local) (link)

EPIC, Y'ALL

So, over in the ONTD community, no one is able to comment on any entries because ONTD has reached a comment limit that LJ didn't even know existed. (It's been happening since last night at least, because I was trying to comment on posts and it wouldn't work).

"Just wanted to let you know that the issue with comments returning database errors in ohnotheydidnt is because of an arbitrary limit set in our database which restricts the total number of comments which can be posted to a journal or community of approximately 16.8 million. Your community is the first to reach this limit, which we were unaware existed. The appropriate people have been notified, and are already working to fix this problem as soon as possible."

The moderators of ONTD have created a temporary community here, where members are gathering until this problem is fixed.

__scout 2009-01-28 11:57 pm (local) (link)

I THINK WE ARE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE HERE. INSTEAD OF BEING SAD WE SHOULD BE LULZing BECAUSE ONTD HAS ALMOST 17 MILLION FUCKING COMMENTS (WHICH IS THE BEST PART OF THE COMMUNITY AND MAKES IT THE BEST BLOG EVER) AND IT IS SO EPIC THAT LIVEJOURNAL DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU. THIS IS TRULY EPIC, Y'ALL!!! <3

love_ology 2009-01-29 12:00 am (local) (link)

THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU. LOLLL I love you.

moongazingfae 2009-01-29 01:37 am (local) (link)

This should probably be metaquoted tbh.

birdisland 2009-01-29 03:34 am (local) (link)

THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU. Hahahaha. Comment of the day YEAR.

SO incredibly wrong

Original post has a "blind item" saying how a certain actor likes his female sexual partners to rub mayonnaise all over his body. (BARF, MUCH??)

frontyardninja 2009-01-21 12:22 pm (local) (link)

Put your fist in a jar of mayo and it sounds like you're fucking a dead person. True fact.

williammiller 2009-01-21 12:23 pm (local) (link)

How do you know what fucking a dead person sounds like? toy_soldierrr 2009-01-21 12:43 pm (local) (link) lmao

akisamexamaya 2009-01-21 01:10 pm (local) (link)

This comment is fucking amazing.

tamburlaine 2009-01-21 02:07 pm (local) (link)

I was trying to think of something grosser than slathering someone with mayonnaise and fucking them. And then you commented, and it was like a ray of sunshine parted the clouds of my mind.

fearless_jones 2009-01-21 03:06 pm (local) (link)

Yum, necrophilia w/ mayo. delicious!

Thanks to aurora_sparkles for the submission!

smart grandma

Original post states that FOX News is "shitting bricks" over Britney's song "If U Seek Amy."

cherrule 2009-01-27 12:15 pm (local) (link)

well i'm convinced that adults can actually figure it out. my grandma who's 80 heard my ringtone and yelled at me for being a whore.

sinfulroad 2009-01-27 12:20 pm (local) (link)

LOL!

zdisneygirl1990 2009-01-27 12:24 pm (local) (link)

lmao irl!