A collection of the most outrageous and hilarious comments gathered from Livejournal's "Oh No They Didn't" Celebrity gossip community, more commonly known as "ONTD."
Original post has a sound file which is allegedly Britney Spears' leaving a voicemail saying she wants Jon Eardley to represent her as a co-appointed attorney. The general consensus is that it's NOT her.
Original post is an old quote from John Mayer regarding Brad Pitt being with Angelina Jolie.
"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'"
In order to get this joke, you probably should have heard of the website http://www.fmylife.com - a site where people submit shitty things that happen to them and end with "F my life," as in, "f**k my life."
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