not hard to believe, haha

Original post has an article saying that "Meryl Fucking Streep" may guest star on the popular sitcom 30 Rock.

gogeta1 2009-01-27 08:29 am (local) (link)

Awesome! I think her name should always be typed as MERYL FUCKING STREEP, she's amazing, I love her!

jennomac 2009-01-27 08:32 am (local) (link)

i think that should be her legal name, tbqh

malzazzle 2009-01-27 08:34 am (local) (link)

I think it is her legal name. She doesn't flaunt it, though, 'cause she's classy.

x_urbia 2009-01-27 08:38 am (local) (link)

This made me LOL so hard.

Senator... Oprah??

Original post reports: "Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich says that in choosing a successor for Barack Obama's Senate seat, one of the names on his list was extremely familiar to the public: Oprah Winfrey."

another_grl 2009-01-26 03:11 pm UTC (link)

Just when I think D.C. couldn't become an even bigger joke than it already is... Though it would have been fun to watch her show on the Senate floor. "You get a tax cut! And you get a tax cut! And you get a tax cut! EVERYONE GETS A TAX CUT!!"

schmiss 2009-01-26 03:13 pm UTC (link)

rofl

xragingkittenx 2009-01-26 03:20 pm UTC (link)

LMAO MTE.

Shawshank style

Original post has a blind item which reads, "1. Which high-profile celeb couple, who insist they are madly in love, actually sleep in separate rooms? They check into separate suits in hotels..."

abs0lutelyzero 2009-01-22 02:39 pm (local) (link)

1. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

saintmorse 2009-01-22 03:17 pm (local) (link)

That's what I thought. And at night, Katie uses spoons to tunnel her way to freedom.

jamieisfrench 2009-01-22 03:23 pm (local) (link)

hahahhaha

panda0431 2009-01-22 08:31 pm (local) (link)

lol irl

this_wheel 2009-01-22 09:20 pm (local) (link)

This genuinely made me laugh

Thanks to whispers for the submission!

logical it isn't, but funny it is

Original post has an article from Star magazine which states that Ashley Olsen was considering getting a boob job.

"Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous," says one source. "And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally."

But instead of jumping at the idea of going up a cup, Mary-Kate was "horrified" by her sister's request, says the source.

carriehunt 2008-10-29 01:03 pm (local) (link)

they should compromise and get one boob apiece

teratomas 2008-10-29 01:05 pm (local) (link)

LOL IRL

j_in_the_mix 2008-10-29 02:00 pm (local) (link)

LMAO :D

take me with you, please

Original post reports that Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston raised eyebrows at L.A. Fashion Week with their "sexual behavior."

An eyewitness alleges that Cyrus, 15, and Gaston, 20, “were all over each other.”

The ‘Hannah Montana’ star and her mother watched Gaston walk the runway. As he passed Cyrus, sources say he winked and blew her a kiss. Cyrus allegedly returned his loving gestures by seductively licking her lips.

danadanger 2008-10-17 09:33 am (local) (link)

IF THAT IS SEDUCTIVE I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE THE PLANET.

gimmeachipwich 2008-10-17 09:43 am (local) (link)

i lol'd.

blaqksilence 2008-10-17 09:46 am (local) (link)

LOL IKR