file this under "random" and "what the fuck"

Original post shows RPattz walking behind a guy with a slight case of moobs (man-boobs).

EWWW im_fatt 2009-06-18 08:39 am UTC (link)

omg wat an unfortunate body type reminds me of when i met this italian guy with a really fine face, but then i hugged him and felt his breasts press up against mine like a cold window pane pressing up against a lonely virgin's stiff nipples. i stand there motionless as he caresses my hot ass, and stick two of his fingers into my cave of fertility. he says to me, "take these two fingers in your pussy, you little slut." frightened, i try to let out a cry for help. before i could do so, his heavy throbbing hand clasps my mouth, and i am silence. he moves me to the ground and makes love to me. i could feel the weight of his testicles pounding against my asshole like some heavy doorknocker. i scream in agony as his fleshy

Re: EWWW bloodjetpoetry 2009-06-18 08:40 am UTC (link)

WHAT THE FRAKKKKK

Re: EWWW deyoyo 2009-06-18 08:47 am UTC (link)

LMFAO

Re: EWWW damage_c0ntr0l 2009-06-18 08:48 am UTC (link)

i lol'd. hard.

Thanks to Tatiana for sending this in.

quality typo

Original post is from a couple of weeks ago, and has Chris Brown's issued statement about Michael Jackson, saying Michael was the reason why he "does music."

dayfornights 2009-06-26 04:51 pm UTC (link)

and nice try CB, but your still and enormous cunt

writtenbyhand 2009-06-26 05:10 pm UTC (link)

Lol bb quality typo. I tried figuring that out for a moment, I was like 1) why would he have a cunt; 2) why is it enormous; 3) has it stilled itself in mourning.

dayfornights 2009-06-26 05:18 pm UTC (link)

LOL

xlikewolvesx 2009-06-26 05:53 pm UTC (link)

LOL I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this, especially #3. (Reply to this) (Parent)

artemis_archer 2009-06-26 06:16 pm UTC (link)

lmao

citrimax 2009-06-26 06:21 pm UTC (link)

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Thanks to Michelle for the submission.

jajaja

Original post has a couple of photos of Haley Joel Osment which conclude that he has been up to " a whole lot of nothing" lately.

LJ user x_apo488x comments on the fact that the LJ cut text was messed up, and the following ensues:

x_ap0488x 2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)

cut fail.

x_ap0488x 2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)

well the fail didn't cut. but the text did.

x_ap0488x 2009-07-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)

fuck. i meant the cut didn't fail.|

stam_bag 2009-07-12 11:44 pm UTC (link)

fission mailed.

vampiric02 2009-07-12 11:48 pm UTC (link)

lol irl

x_ap0488x 2009-07-12 11:52 pm UTC (link)

lol thanks.

iheartgerryb 2009-07-13 12:09 am UTC (link)

I'M FUCKING DYING LMAOOOOOOO

idealistically 2009-07-13 12:21 am UTC (link)

LMAO